Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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