I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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