whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I didn't shave. On purpose
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
