Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
