Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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