We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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