I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
