Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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