Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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