it hurts more in the daytime
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Randomize