so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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