now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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