It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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