Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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