so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
