She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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