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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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