Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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