She announced her abortion via fbk
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
