Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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