No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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