So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo