sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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That's how twitter works, right?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.