3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house