I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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