I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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