just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter