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• (515): View more from Iowa

  How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...

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  there were a lot.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.

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• (315): View more from New York

  not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (801): View more from Utah

  What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Brb crying the tears of my youth

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS

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  and their significant others

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  AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.

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