this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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