I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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