I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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