So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
PANTIES FOUND
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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