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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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