I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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