I haven't been this sober since birth.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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