you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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