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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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