matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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