Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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