Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?