Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down