Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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