I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.