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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Sacagawea was the original milf.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.

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  well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".

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• (626): View more from California

  I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  no you're not allowed back

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me

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