I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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