Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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