A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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