just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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