They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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