I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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