Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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