if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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