idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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