I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
if i can run in heels then i can drive
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You were trust falling into bushes
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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