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I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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