I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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