I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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