If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You took a bar mat shot.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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