West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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