I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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