I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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