I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I chose taco bell over sex...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything