fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard