i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf