Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach