he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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